February 20 - March 6, 2003 | Issue #19
HOW MUCH METERDear Beast, Hector Melendez Dear Hector,
LIT CRITDear Beast, And im sure you guys would have payed for her if she truly was a fat whore, so why are you complaining? Come on, Keep the paper interesting, enough with this "your momma" bullshit. Other then that, keep up the good work. Im liking the celebrity math things, but bring back the horoscopes. They kicked ass. sincerely, Dear Chris,
BAH-DIESDear Matt, Throughout this past week I wasn't exactly sure what I was feeling whenever I tuned in the news. Here we are standing at the brink of another war, in which perhaps many thousands of lives will be lost, and we are mindlessly grieving the loss of seven people who knowingly strapped themselves into a terribly expensive bomb and allowed themselves to be hurled into space. Sure it's too bad that folks died but it was their choice to go. I, on the other hand, have been given no choice as to whether or not I want to fund such folly or be exposed to falling debris and body parts. Thank you! In Peace, Dear Bruce,
MY SICK PUSSYExcellent rant on the news media as a vector for the all-American grieve-in. Is group-grieving the new US pastime, replacing baseball? The advent of CNN and the 24-hour news culture has only fed the fires of the non-stop "national healing process." By the way, anyone reading this: one of my zebra finches has a tumor - do you feel bad enough to send me $10 in the mail? Yrs, Dear Keith,
WONG LINDEDDear [sic], The people who are driving across the country and organizing some of the first PRE-EMPTIVE WAR protests in the history of the United States, want only to SAY that they WANT NO WAR. They are not spoiled children, they are trying to point out the fact that our government representatives are acting as such. Yes, they are using their power and voices as free citizens to make these statements, exactly as the government is using these same ideologies to continually rationalize the United States interest, need, responsibility (what?!) to attack and kill people in other countries who aren't doing what we tell them to. Hell-fucking-yes, the US government is testing it's boundaries of freedom - freedom to spend our tax dollars to build and use the same weapons that they insist we need to kill others for having, for slowly chipping away at our civil rights (how ungrateful of me), for controlling information to us about their true activities. And as long as they are going to use those freedoms, I'm sure as hell gonna use mine. I wonder when this letter-writer will decide he needs to be a more demanding child, when he finds his mail opened? Microphones in his toilet? When he is sitting on the battlefield being told to shoot a child..... or perhaps waiting to get shot by one. Oh yeah, and Bush ain't my leader, baby. Susan Gaydos Dear Susan,
FOR FUCK'S SAKEDear BEAST, Don't you worry about who I am ... Dear Don't You Worry,
I'M LOSING ITYo BEAST, Jason Leto — Dear Jason,
ENGULFEDMass Media tells me the US is at war with Terrorism, and is posturing for a war with Saddam Hussein. I have been trying to find an explanation as to why war with anyone would solve anything. I have found that war doesn't solve anything, because if war solved anything we would be living in a post-world-war-solution garden, and this is not the case. As nations continue the history or warfare, everyone's life becomes more difficult, if not destroyed outright. Everyone except the Barons. War brings money to the Oil Barons, who supply the oil for the war machine. War brings money to the Drug Barons, who supply the drugs for the citizens to smoke and drink and grow cancer in the shadow of the Drug War. War brings money to the Pharmaceutical Barons, who supply the prescription Drugs to fight the effects of chemical weapons created by the Chemical Barons and the Drug Barons. Aerospace, Beer, Colas... Big Business wins wars lots! And Big Business is the only winner! Welcome to America — Don't touch my property rights. SDR3 Dear SDR3,
J-LEW FROM THE BLOCKOn one hand I'm glad Bob Weir took the time to right an articulate letter, on the other I don't and he is a dumb fuck. He is missing the entire point. He doesn't understand that you do not just achieve freedom like they teach us in first grade. It is a constant struggle to achieve the least amount of bullshit. It is not a status you achieve and brag about. It is the act of constantly wanting more, and apparently being a brat is part of that. It's about not being tricked into thinking that you are doing your part by going and killing who ever the fuck the bourgeoisie decides will benefit those most. If for some reason he believes that we have ache ivied the pinnacle of freedom then, I beg of him to go find the nearest black man with a foot long cock and ask him to shove it up his ass. I hope this clarifies everything. J-Lew Dear J-Lew, |
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